Hi Mate

Geez Rory, I can't believe you did that to Caroline! What a jerk. I am so happy she moved on from you and now she is a Grand Slam winner and you're just some jerk that ditched your fiance a week after sending out invitations. You may be good at golf but I literally could not care less about that. But I've been having thoughts too, mate. Rational ones (and irrational of course but that's not I want to talk about now.)  Going back to your previous post though (soz I've been sitting on this post for a while), I have to say I totally feel like I have nothing to say. And when I do have something to say I don't know how to say it or feel like I don't have much to say about it. Or the time to think about it to make it into something blogworthy. Hence this floundering blog I guess.   But really that brings me to what I wanted to blog about today. Around the Christmas/New Year time I realised that one of the (so many) beauties of Miss Soft Crab is that it was

I’m watching the Australian Open Womens’ final. Caroline Wozniacki is playing. She’s a favourite of mine because when I was in Belfast, she and Golfer Rory McIlroy announced they were ending their engagement. That day in the office, people said things like “Have you heard about Rory and Caroline!?” and “Poor Caroline. How could Rory do that?”. I had no clue who Rory and Caroline were, and figured they were an office couple who had split so of course I wanted to hear more. Turns out Rory McIlroy is Belfast’s favourite son, because he grew up around there and is really good at golfing. (I guess Liam Neeson comes from another part of Northern Ireland.) Caroline was a tennis champ and his girlfriend and the people of Northern Ireland embraced her wholeheartedly. They became engaged and Belfast rejoiced. Then, a week after they sent out their wedding invitations, Rory called the whole thing off. What a total dick. How could he do that to her? I couldn’t help but care and I couldn’t but choo

I feel like I have nothing to say all the time, but then I saw your post about Margot Robbie and Gorman and Obus  and of course I have thoughts about that.  Margot Robbie’s face looks very 1980s to me, which I guess is kind of bogan by default. I can totally see her on Baywatch, you know? That’s how she’s imprinted in my mind.  I totally agree about Gorman and Obus and their inability to combine a nice print with a good cut. This is not too much to ask, this is one of the basic things they have to do for their jobs. Do your jobs, guys. I also want to highlight that when we were in Sydney and going to the beach and stuff, I was highly amused to see lots of girls wearing Calvin Klein crop tops and shorts or jeans. The kids are crazy about the 90s and I’m crazy about them being crazy about the 90s!  So Mate, let’s go see this Hemsworth movie called 12 Strong for our next dinner and a movie date.